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Urgh, I have a livejournal. I strayed away from the 'blog' idea on my website partly because I only ever posted shit, and partly because most bloggers are morons. This LiveJournal will inevitably also fill up with crap, but that's intentional. I need somewhere to dump thoughts or ideas as they come to me during the day before I forget them. The amount of times I'll have a brilliant idea at work which by the time I get home has turned into thoughts of 'urgh, washing up' must number in the hundreds. Stupid brain.

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Sleep induced moment of insanity for the day: What the hell happened to the troll in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'? I honestly can't remember.

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My Evil Plan(tm):

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, terrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must covertly move your doomsday device, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.