Assburgers Syndrome

Assburger's syndrome is believed to be the most common personality disorder in the Western world, yet it remains one of the least frequently diagnosed. It is an often-degenerative condition that can manifest itself in many different ways in different patients, but almost all Assburger's sufferers exhibit at least five of the following symptoms:

• Delusions of superiority.
  
• A hyper-inflated sense of their own intelligence, wit, charm or appearance.
  
• Ditto for their professional, sporting, musical, rhyming and/or computer prowess.
  
• An obsessive need for praise that borders on fellatio
  
• A lack of empathy for others bordering on the sociopathic.
  
• A constant oral discharge of faecal matter.
  
• The arousal in others of violent or homicidal thoughts.